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Purple: The Epilogue by dontcallmehuman, literature

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Artist // Student // Varied
  • May 13
  • United Kingdom
  • Deviant for 15 years
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birthdAy '10: decade of deviousness
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My Bio
This is my page...And I post on it.
It's pretty green and rather busy.

It's not quite viewed enough to boast,
I've posted stuff I shouldn't post,
And there's more procrastination than content.

And the weirdest thing about dA
The beauty's not there on the page,
But in of the friends that you meet.

This is my page. And it's fine.
It's where I spend the vast majority of my time
It's not perfect.
But it's mine.
It's not perfect... but it's mine.

(Inspired by/blatantly copied from Tim Minchin's 'Not Perfect')

Current Residence: Your face
Favourite genre of music: Various genres of rock, some jazz and pop.
MP3 player of choice: My phone
Favourite cartoon character: The Wammy kids XD
Personal Quote: "Lifes a bitch. Bring it to its knees and whip it like the bitch it is!"

Favourite Visual Artist
Rob Wynne
Favourite Movies
A Clockwork Orange, Tim Burton movies.
Favourite TV Shows
Anything amusing...
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Queen
Favourite Books
His Dark Materials, A Clockwork Orange
Favourite Writers
Douglas Gibson
Favourite Games
The World Ends With You
Favourite Gaming Platform
DS. Wii and 360 a close second.
Tools of the Trade
Pen and paper, then microsoft word. And sometimes a pencil.
Other Interests
Drawing, Writing, Food, Slash.
It's awesome, it's sexy, it's female for once. Expensive, but not impossibly so... What I'm planning to work on is some kind of ballgown version of Harley Quinn! If I can get it done I'll want to go to so many cons this summer in the same cosplay, and it'll be nice not to have to bind or worry about my give-the-game-away hips. I'll post a pic when I've finished drawing one. My only issue is that the current cost I'm looking at is £110. EEEEP! But I will find ways around it, I always do ;)
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Taggage

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Rules: 1->You must post these rules (VERY Important ) 2->Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal. 3->Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer. 4->You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal. 5->Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him. 6->No tag backs 7->No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly with all honesty) have to tag 10 people FACTS ABOUT ME: 1. Internet is finally working on my computer again :) 2. I WILL
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Do want.

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There are certain times that make you really, really want to have a special 'somebody'. Or at very least, a close friend who doesn't mind the romantic implications. Sometimes it's when you're in a group situation and you still feel a little lonely. Sometimes it's when you're cold at night and want someone to cuddle. And sometimes, just sometimes, it's when you discover things like this: http://pyrgusmalvae.deviantart.com/art/Magnetic-Paopu-Fruit-Necklaces-189058177 ...IMAGINE GIVING IT TO SOMEONE THEN KISSING THEM SO IT LOCKS TOGETHER...
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Hiiiiiiiiiii! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I hope you have a great day! :D <3 


:clap: :cake: :party: :w00t: :boogie: :bounce: :airborne: :squee: :hooray: :giggle: :meow: :happybounce: :pat: :glomp: :hug: :wave: 


Hiiiiiiiiiii! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I hope you have a great day! :D <3 


:clap: :cake: :party: :w00t: :boogie: :bounce: :airborne: :squee: :hooray: :giggle: :meow: :happybounce: :pat: :glomp: :hug: :wave: 


Hiiiiiii! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I hope you have a great day! :D <3

:clap: :cake: :party: :w00t: :boogie: :bounce: :squee: :hooray: :glomp: :hug:
:wave:
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
Hiiii! Happy Birthday! I hope you had a great day! =D <3

:clap: :cake: :party: :w00t: :boogie: :squee: :giggle: :glomp: :hug:

:mangapunksai:
thanks for the fave